The Watch Snob (do you also enjoy reading his bits as much as I do?)

Jul 11, 2014,07:49 AM
 

The current vogue for vintage Rolexes is irrational even by the admittedly not very high standards of watch enthusiasts; they are horologically mundane (in fact, they were deliberately intended to be), and on top of that you have to be the worst kind of masochist to want to collect vintage Rolex nowadays.  

There is more misrepresentation among more dealers, collectors, and auction houses than there is in most vacation home offers, and your chances of finding yourself, as many have, with a drawerful of watches that do nothing but testify to the cupidity of the seller and the vanity and gullibility of the buyer, are very high indeed. Desirable models are faked and cobbled together from spare parts so often, and so many have been legitimized by persons selling and buying them that the waters are irretrievably muddied.

At this point in the march of human history, collecting vintage Rolexes is pretty much just for people who suffer from lack of imagination as badly as vintage Patek Philippe collectors but have less money. If you absolutely insist on throwing money away on Rolexes, especially sports models, I suggest you go find a not-too-badly abused no-date Rolex Submariner — get one with a plain metal bezel, not that tarted-up ceramic with which they've burdened the ungainly present model — and devote yourself to leading an interesting life with it, rather than trying to buy one secondhand (which is what 99% of Rolex collectors are trying to do).


(above taken from his website)

This message has been edited by Arie on 2014-07-11 07:53:08

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A tad too radical. You can love, sincerely love watches, and love vintage Rolexes.

 
 By: amanico : July 11th, 2014-08:48
I can agree with the author about the minefield vintage Rolex watches represent. But I strongly disagree with the rest. Vanity can be found on collectors of other brands, for example. It is not the monopole of Vintage Rolex Collectors. Moreover, there are... 

An oversimplification of a complex theme.

 
 By: Bill : July 11th, 2014-09:16
Yes vintage Rolex collecting is a mine field and as noted often hyped by the internet. However there are many passionate watch collectors who are not all dummies. Advance with caution always. Bill

Watch Snob is one of my favorite writers

 
 By: amerix : July 11th, 2014-10:41
a kind of Jeremy Clarkson for the ongoing, upwards-striving enthusiast. And who knows - perhaps he is that very man? Severely limited to vintage Rolex, we have one point in common - I do not appreciate the "tropical" patina of tired-out tritium on the han... 

Indeed

 
 By: Arie - Mr Orange : July 12th, 2014-03:14
His writing style is epic and very entertaining! I always find it very enjoyable reading is bits. It's like sharp intellectual stand up comedy. And often, like in this case, he is right. PS I've read books written by Jeremy C and I can assure you that he ... 

Certainly not Jeremy Clarkson...

 
 By: KMII : January 20th, 2015-13:12
... but at the same time both more knowledgeable and more verbally gifted. And easy to discover the name, too - a quick look on Amazon will turn up a slim Kindle volume with some Watch Snob writing. I enjoy the entries for entertainment / education value ... 

Nothing like taking an extreme position...

 
 By: Echi : July 11th, 2014-18:13
to knock folks into putting a bit more thought into the watch buying/collecting process. On the article per se, well, I'd agree with Nico. Especially on what he said about "what it represents to me". I think a few of us here have come across pieces that w... 

Yes, I do too :)

 
 By: Goldenlutin : July 22nd, 2014-17:22
And what he says is often so true and well written. Regarding vintage Rolex it is sad but describes pretty well the reality. Even the best dealers I know cannot guarantee that the watches are authentic, unless they know the history (provenience) of the wa...