Anyone would think that he had discovered a cure for cancer, or won a Nobel Prize or something.
This guy is no saint – he’s a bottom-dwelling blood-sucker: and that’s just his day job!
So he’s posted 50,000 detailed and thoughtful articles across all forums in a language which is not his own, all with sensational photographs and great advice – so what? It is just an example of how he must have more of anything, more of everything, than anyone else. Don’t be fooled: he’s evil!
For instance, he is a corrupter of children. From his very own camera, you can see pictures of him letting his little girl drive him home when he is too ‘tired and emotional’:
…or teaching her to drink flaming cocktails:
….or making her type out his posts on his Blackberry so that he can keep up his post count:
He pretends to be a ‘man of the people’, but secretly he enjoys a life of bourgeois lavish excess. Here he is outside his home:
The Audi rings are not enough for him; he has to add ‘rings’ of his own!:
He has to wear a watch which is bigger than any in the room:
….and of course he must have more watches than anybody else:
His family shield says it all – “greedy one day, greedy forever”:
He is a vampire in every sense of the word – a lawyer by day, undead by night.
He has even been known to feed on himself when there is no fresh blood to be had:
He’s always hamming it up:
…and will even stoop to defile public places with graffiti:
He is so degenerate that he has had to go under many aliases. ‘Amanico’, ‘Vlad’, ‘The Dark Prince’, ‘Nico’, ‘Amouknouk’; and in a previous life some of you will have known of him as ‘Naaa’rdin Izhars’:
A typical Naaa’rdin rooftop shot of a….. Nardin!:
And a shot of Naaa’rdin with some familiars:
As for his personal preferences? Well, you be the judge!:
J J J
Congratulations, confrere, and thank you for your good humour, your wisdom and your company here. For what you do for us, we grant you three wishes.
May the burglars who borrowed your collection last year come to you for representation when they are caught by police.
May Nicolas Sarkozy be publicly humiliated by his hot missus…
…and then return to doing what he’s good at:
Finally, may Angelo Bonati receive an outrageous bill for salvage which not even God can help him to pay when ‘Why Not?’ and ‘Eilean’ are sunk by a ‘U-Boat’ (sorry crono!) and sink to the bottom of ‘mare nostrum’.
We look forward to many, many more posts: as if we could stop you anyway!!
Cheers,
pplater.
[All meant with great affection. Photos not credited with a name in the URL (right click to view) have been pilfered from PPro posts by or about Nico]
This message has been edited by pplater on 2012-02-04 01:36:53